whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

watch me nae nae

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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