Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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