- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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