What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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child labor

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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everybody loves raymond

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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I am a women

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hi bye

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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