What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Sarah Palin

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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