I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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