Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Are you a tree

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Anti Joke

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