- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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