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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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