- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Loner.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

a seal walks into a club.

Your mother is average.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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