What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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F? No k

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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