life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Grammer is very important

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Bean.

womens rights.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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