- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

why was the boy sad? because.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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