- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Grammer is very important

Bean.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

womens rights.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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