- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

That's what SHE said!

What's white and gluey Glue

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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