What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Your future.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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