- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

How old is your mom Dead

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Where's my tractor?

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

general tso's broccoli

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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