how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Anti Joke

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