- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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