if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

You will not press the like button.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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