- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Your mother is average.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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