- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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