- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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