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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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