Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

You and your parents are going to die today

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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