what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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