Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Your future.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Xzibit

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

People Order Our Patties

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

The WNBA

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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