a horse nibbled a baby

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Of course, first door on your left

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

balls

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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