How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

balls

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Religion.

What is more worse than death? Death

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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