You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Your future.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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