- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Whats 2+1? 2.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

a horse nibbled a baby

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Of course, first door on your left

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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