- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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A man killed himself.

Weed.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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