Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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A man killed himself.

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Pineapple.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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