- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

._____________________. Whale!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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