- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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