What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

book 'em danno

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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