- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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