Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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