- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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