- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

NEVER

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Caca.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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