- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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