What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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hot diggity dog

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Anti Joke

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