And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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