- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

I <3 Hitler

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

when debbie meets downer

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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