- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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