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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Justin Bieber's mother.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Which is longer? A rope...

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Nickleback.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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