- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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