Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

How do you hold someone in suspense?

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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I am a joke. I am funny.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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