- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

children burning

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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