- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

u suck

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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