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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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