- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000