Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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5 people are walking

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Help I'm being raped!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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