What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Xbox One

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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