- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

I have suicidal thoughts

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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