What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Potassium? K.

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Anti Joke

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