- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Because she has down's syndrome

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Alex Gedrose.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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