Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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your mom

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This statement is false.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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these are shit

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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