What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

drugs.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Butt poop.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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