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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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