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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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