Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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