Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Mormons having fun.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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