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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.