why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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