- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Jerry.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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