why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

You have friends

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

you and your family will die tonight

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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