Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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